Can't sleep, and I SOOO need it
Friday, January 28, 2005
I am miserable! There is a fog in my head thicker than the densest London has seen. My body aches in places I didn't know you could make hurt. Someone switched my nose for Niagara falls. The good news is, this all comes and goes. If someone is playing voodoo goddess at the temple on Mt. Olympus again I shall smite theeee-aa--choo
To top all this off, I have had two - count them - one, two - hot totties strong enough to knock out a herd of bull elephants and yet I am still awake. Where did I go wrong?
To my loyal followers, please leave gifts of vapor-rub open in the candle room as Hermes will surely spread them out for effect. However, do try to stay back from the statue, it has yet to be disinfected. Neptune is cooking up a good sulfur and steam brine to blast the germs off with.
Meanwhile, I am off to try another cloud. Maybe this one will sing me sweet melodies and I can finally dream. I must get ready, I have company coming tomorrow, and I have a date at the court of some Bingo Queens.
posted by ZEUS @ 11:43 PM,
